This Christmas rejoice with the Blairs knowing that Tony and George have got rid of a monster; it doesn't matter that tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis have been murdered in the process. God told Tony to attack Iraq and is now communicating with our beloved prime minister every day via the television and the radio. We will never hear Scarlett's recording of Tony saying "I know the WMD dossier is rubbish but I have promised George that we will invade Iraq" but we can be sure that it exists. Early next year Tony will send a fleet of destroyers up the Thames for fear of attack. Who did they think they were fooling with tanks at Heathrow? If there was a real threat it would have been dealt with by a discreet SAS presence; or had they been given intelligence that a battalion of armoured cars were going to unload from a 747? Stealth fascism is gaining ground.